Warning: Ladies, You’ll Never View a Banana The Same Way Again

never view a banana the same way again

I had an epiphany. It was the kind of moment where you felt both totally unnerved and totally liberated at the same time.  Like, you knew you had just stumbled upon the truth but it somehow made less sense than the lie you'd been living with.  It was the woman's equivalent to … [Read more...]

Why Women Are Obsessed With Sweater Weather

women are obsessed with sweater weather

The cold hard truth about sweaters is this: you can wear the same one if you gain or lose ten pounds.  Seriously, though, sweaters are blankets with arms.  Especially the poncho style I've been wearing with errythang for the last few weeks.  Somehow, this shapeless patch of … [Read more...]